Groundhog Predicts More Wintry Weather :(

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The lil bastard saw his shadow! 6 MORE WEEKS OF WINTER!!! Trust me if he didn’t he would be the cutest lil creature in the world!!!! DAMN THIS COLD WEATHER! DAMN THOSE INNER CIRCLE PUNKS!

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) – Punxsutawney Phil has spoken, and the news isn’t good. The world’s most famous furry forecaster saw his shadow Wednesday on Gobbler’s Knob, suggesting another six weeks of wintry weather.

The chubby critter delivered the prediction after he was pulled from his burrow in an oak stump at 7:31 a.m. by a top-hatted handler, and his prediction was greeted by boos from the thousands in attendance. “He’s only the messenger!” one of the members of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club – the volunteer group in charge of Phil and the town’s Groundhog Day festivities – reminded the crowd braving the frigid weather.

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